just for women - what do you do all day?

crew4 · Posted: Sun Feb 03, 2008 6:16 pm Post subject:

Here's one that's supposed to be for women only !! You have been warned.
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> A man came home from work and found his three children outside, still in
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> The door of his wife's car was open, as was the front door to the house and
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> Proceeding Into the entry, he found an even bigger mess. A lamp had been
> knocked over, and the throw rug was wadded against one wall.
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> In the front room the TV was loudly blaring a cartoon channel, and the
> family room was strewn with toys and various items of clothing.
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> In the kitchen, dishes filled the sink, breakfast food was spilled on the
> counter, the fridge door was open wide, dog food was spilled on the floor, a
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> broken glass lay under the table, and a small pile of sand was spread by the
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> He quickly headed up the stairs, stepping over toys and more piles of
> clothes, looking for his wife. He was worried she might be ill, or that
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> He was met with a small trickle of water as it made its way out the bathroom
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> As he peered inside he found wet towels, scummy soap and more toys strewn
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> As he rushed to the bedroom, he found his wife still curled up in the bed in
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> She looked up at him, smiled, and asked how his day went. He looked at her
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> "What happened here today?"
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> She again smiled and answered, "You know every day when you come home from
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> "Yes," was his incredulous reply.
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> She answered, "Well, today I didn't do it."

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hilda · Posted: Sun Feb 03, 2008 6:19 pm Post subject:

WELL DONE THAT WOMAN
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how much fluid can come from your nose in one day?

madsue · Posted: Sun Feb 03, 2008 7:17 pm Post subject:

Brilliant crew!
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medot · Posted: Sun Feb 03, 2008 8:16 pm Post subject:

ha ha ha good one

maureenl · Posted: Sun Feb 03, 2008 9:56 pm Post subject:

spot on....nice one

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sir laughalot · Posted: Mon Oct 06, 2008 8:16 pm Post subject:

mmmmmmm well all i can say is ha ha realy lol

he me thinkin you all had a ball sittin watchin tv or on this chat thini

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a mare et sapere vix deo conceditur...
( even a god finds it hard to love and to be wise at the sametime )

hilda · Posted: Mon Oct 06, 2008 8:26 pm Post subject:

only wen we get a minute, SLAL!

some get a few more thatn others, some do all that above AND come on here at same time
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sir laughalot · Posted: Mon Oct 06, 2008 8:35 pm Post subject:

lol yes i bet lol lol
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a mare et sapere vix deo conceditur...
( even a god finds it hard to love and to be wise at the sametime )

hilda · Posted: Mon Oct 06, 2008 8:48 pm Post subject:

no two ways about it sir,
we is multitalientedtendlend wimmin
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sir laughalot · Posted: Mon Oct 06, 2008 9:05 pm Post subject:

awwww iam sorry i keep foget how hard it is for all you woman out there,, to go to the shop's for your daily natter, then home to run the hover over , throw somthing in the mirco xxxx

i know this as i have done it myself lol lol but not the mico bit i like prop' food lol
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a mare et sapere vix deo conceditur...
( even a god finds it hard to love and to be wise at the sametime )

crew4 · Posted: Tue Oct 07, 2008 9:01 pm Post subject:

treading on dangerous ground here sir L - you're outnumbered by women here

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hilda · Posted: Tue Oct 07, 2008 9:04 pm Post subject:

sounds like the spoutings of an old member on here,

id be very careful what you jokeingly say, to some its a bit close to the bone,
and not funny
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sir laughalot · Posted: Tue Oct 07, 2008 9:04 pm Post subject:

lol mybe but its true tho i know none of you will say it

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a mare et sapere vix deo conceditur...
( even a god finds it hard to love and to be wise at the sametime )

hilda · Posted: Tue Oct 07, 2008 9:35 pm Post subject:

dont be to sure
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crew4 · Posted: Tue Oct 07, 2008 9:45 pm Post subject:

what - have I missed something

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sir laughalot · Posted: Tue Oct 07, 2008 9:46 pm Post subject:

look i've stayed at home look afther the kids i have 4 ,, 2 twins which are disabled a girl and a lad ,, while thair mum worked i did all the housework and cleanin for years ... i know what it like ........
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a mare et sapere vix deo conceditur...
( even a god finds it hard to love and to be wise at the sametime )

Channel H · Posted: Tue Oct 07, 2008 9:58 pm Post subject:

She again smiled and answered, "You know every day when you come

Carol · Posted: Tue Oct 07, 2008 10:05 pm Post subject:

hilda · Posted: Tue Oct 07, 2008 10:10 pm Post subject:

crew4 · Posted: Tue Oct 07, 2008 10:13 pm Post subject:

yeah we all do Hilda

but when I introduce a new member to the forum I didn't expect someone to say it has spoutings of an old member

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