How to make a women happy

crew4 · Posted: Thu Feb 07, 2008 10:56 am Post subject:

How to Make a Woman Happy
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> It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:
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> 1. a friend
> 2. a companion
> 3. a lover
> 4. a brother
> 5. a father
> 6. a master
> 7. a chef
> 8. an electrician
> 9. a carpenter
> 10. a plumber
> 11. a mechanic
> 12. a decorator
> 13. a stylist
> 14. a sexologist
> 15. a gynaecologist
> 16. a psychologist
> 17. a pest exterminator
> 18. a psychiatrist
> 19. a healer
> 20. a good listener
> 21. an organizer
> 22. a good father
> 23. very clean
> 24. sympathetic
> 25. athletic
> 26. warm
> 27. attentive
> 28. gallant
> 29. intelligent
> 30. funny
> 31. creative
> 32. tender
> 33. strong
> 34. understanding
> 35. tolerant
> 36. prudent
> 37. ambitious
> 38. capable
> 39. courageous
> 40. determined!
> 41. true
> 42. dependable
> 43. passionate
> 44. compassionate
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> 45. give her compliments regularly
> 46. love shopping
> 47. be honest
> 48. be very rich
> 49. not stress her out
> 50. not look at other girls
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> AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
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> 51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
> 52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
> 53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes
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> IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
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> 54. Never to forget:
> * birthdays
> * anniversaries
> * arrangements she makes
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> HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY
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> 1. Show up naked
> 2. Bring food
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> 3. Remain silent during the match
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pcatko · Posted: Sat Feb 09, 2008 11:56 pm Post subject:

oh i dont mind if the lady asks if i'd like another beer during the match..........

jules · Posted: Wed Jul 16, 2008 4:50 pm Post subject:

and I suppose you want it chilled ???????

sir laughalot · Posted: Mon Oct 13, 2008 7:55 pm Post subject:

i cant rember all that but can rember the lover one tho lol
i agree with the showin up naked lol
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a mare et sapere vix deo conceditur...
( even a god finds it hard to love and to be wise at the sametime )

sir laughalot · Posted: Mon Oct 13, 2008 7:55 pm Post subject:

oh sorry and the beer lol
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a mare et sapere vix deo conceditur...
( even a god finds it hard to love and to be wise at the sametime )

crew4 · Posted: Mon Oct 13, 2008 8:56 pm Post subject:

you would

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sir laughalot · Posted: Mon Oct 13, 2008 9:02 pm Post subject:

lol i think i speak for all men lol
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a mare et sapere vix deo conceditur...
( even a god finds it hard to love and to be wise at the sametime )

sir laughalot · Posted: Mon Oct 13, 2008 9:05 pm Post subject:

and who is bringin the beer in naked x
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a mare et sapere vix deo conceditur...
( even a god finds it hard to love and to be wise at the sametime )